“I’ll tell you how I balance family and career: I have a nanny. That’s the answer. Yes, it’s very unlikable and unpopular to broadcast that because not everybody can afford a nanny — it’s super expensive. My nanny is 62 years old — I would never hire anything younger than 62 years old. If you’re hiring a 25-year-old pretty young thing to be your nanny, you’re a dumbass.” —Ali Wong.